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Santa And Banta

Post by Aman Bhalla on Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:54 pm

Sardar ji jokes in english
Sardarji was heating knife for suicide
sardar friend: why ur heating knife?
Sardarji: to prevent infection



Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes


Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City
to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and
gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There
is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take
an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have
three engines left." Thirty minutes later the
captain announced, "One more engine has failed and
the flight will take an additional two hours. But
don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two
engines." An hour later the captain announced,
"One more engine has failed and our arrival will
be delayed another three hours. But don't worry
.. we still have one engine left." A sardarji
passenger turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up
here all day!"



Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He
was in search of a subject on which no one did any
research before! As he was thinking over it, he
found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He
decided instantly to do a research on the roach.
He picked the roach and put it in the centre of
the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He
pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in
the centre of the table and said: "Run". The
roach ran. He pulled one more leg of the roach,
put it again in the centre of the table and said:
"Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried
to run even when it had just one leg. He pulled
last leg of the roach, put it again in the centre
of the table and said: Run". The roach could
not! Our Professor was satisfied with his study
and started writing his thesis: "When you pull
out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear
anymore".

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Re: Santa And Banta

Post by Harshvardhan on Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:11 pm

hahahaha.... gud jokes

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