Jokes(Pj's)

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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'Our Dreams R Always BIG'!

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Everything Is Incomplete Widout "Me"

. . mory

Co . . dy

Ti . .

Ga . .

So . . thing

. . aning

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Even this . .ssage!

So Don't 4get "ME"
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Teacher : whoever answers my
next question, can
go home.
* one boy throws his bag out the window*
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I'm going home now.
Lolz...
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You Are Born
Without Anything But You Die With Your Name...
So
"That Name Must
Not Be A Word
only,
It Must Be A
History....
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Story:
Once a boy was smoking at d airport

Girl asked:
1 din me kitne cigratte peete ho ?

boy: Why ?

Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi m cigratte pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khadi hui car tumhari hoti.

Boy: Aap cigratte peeti ho ?

Girl: No

Boy: To kya wo car apki h ?

Girl: No

Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri hi hai.

MORAL:
Zyada lecture dene se bezzati bhi ho jati h
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Judge: why r u arrested?
man: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
man: before opening the shop….
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I was out walking with my Grandson.

He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth.

I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.

'Why' my Grandson asked.

"Because it's been on the ground;
you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked,

"Grandma, how do you know all this stuff??
You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly and said to him,

"all Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test.

You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but he was evidently pondering this new information.

"Oh....I get it! he beamed,

So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".

'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.

nice...
from now post jokes in Text Jokes section
Moved to Text Jokes

Thankx.dude!!!

cool pj's

Thankx. YASH!