more rajnikanth facts

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

hen Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)

Rjnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Ranikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)

Rajikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Rajnant can slam a revolving door.

There e no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Rajnikan's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Rajnikantcan divide by zero.

Newton's Tird Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.

Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"

If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.