School Jokes

Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would
I be showing?
Ramu: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ramu: A teacher
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Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty?
Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground (down to earth) than you are.
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Teacher: Ramu, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Ramu: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Ramu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Ramu: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
Shamu: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
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Teacher: Ramu, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Ramu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Ramu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Ramu: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Ramu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".
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Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
Ramu: I is...
Teacher: No, Ramu. Always say, "I am."
Ramu: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ramu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Teacher: "Ramu, you talk a lot !"
Ramu: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Ramu: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Ramu: "She's a woman".
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